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  • May 12, 2007, 07:53 PM
    tenntitanfan59
    The worlds hardest riddle
    I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?
  • May 12, 2007, 07:55 PM
    tenntitanfan59
    I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?
  • May 12, 2007, 08:29 PM
    avenger9000
    No I cant!
    (yes I know no is the answer)
  • May 13, 2007, 07:50 AM
    Arya Moonleaf
    The time has come,
    Winter is here
    And those yellow bears disappear.

    The time has past
    As man looks back with a sigh
    And a tear in his eye.

    As time is held
    Boys cross their legs
    But of course the toilet begs

    As time marches on
    Girls loose their blush
    And swap a comb for their brush

    As time passes
    For those held high
    Their end is nigh

    As time catches up
    Everyone is equal
    When we get to the final sequal

    As time turns
    Without it we have flour and water
    With it we have breakfast for my daughter

    As time revolves
    How does one turn water and wine
    Into something so fine

    As time runs out
    The more in a minute you try and squeeze
    The less you can do with ease.

    As time ticks
    All the time that has past
    Man cannot comprehand something so vast.


    It's time.

    Although no is definitely a great answer. Can you guess the riddle? No. But I answered, anyway.
  • Sep 20, 2009, 06:05 AM
    Babydevil4197
    Time is the answer everything happens all in time.
  • Sep 21, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Just Dahlia
    That was old and lame in my opinion:)
  • Mar 6, 2010, 10:18 AM
    gurlygrlxox
    The answer is pressure. Polar bears are white because of the high pressures in the poles, crying is a result of too much pressure, pressure on the bladder can make you pee, peer pressure will make girls comb their hair, celebrities use crack under pressure and some people shine under pressure. Pancakes are brown thanks to the heat pressure, champagne will bubble until the carbonation has disappeared. If u squeeze something under pressure, BOOM, there it goes. If you look at it, you're basically in it. Then you explode. *Answer to the riddle*
  • Mar 10, 2010, 07:21 PM
    none3
    I thought sun but...
  • Mar 11, 2010, 05:10 PM
    xploit toxic
    Time
  • Mar 11, 2010, 08:36 PM
    Just Dahlia

    Stop it:eek: You guys are freaking me out... it's already been answered and I hate riddles:D
  • Mar 14, 2010, 09:56 AM
    ghettoman8101
    The answer is pressure
  • Mar 14, 2010, 10:01 AM
    ghettoman8101

    Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

    Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

    Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

    Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair.

    Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

    Many normal people will shine under pressure.

    Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

    Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

    If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

    If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. For example-> in an airplane your ears pop under pressure
  • Mar 24, 2010, 11:11 AM
    KC13

    The answer is Chuck Norris. Except for the next-to-last, which is a zit. There you go, that was easy.
  • Apr 5, 2010, 11:29 AM
    random ginger
    Its Pressure
  • Apr 5, 2010, 11:37 AM
    random ginger

    One of the possible answers is Time and My answer is Pressure
  • Apr 5, 2010, 09:42 PM
    Just Dahlia

    I'm going with Chuck Norris:)
  • Aug 17, 2010, 05:08 AM
    Khosigadi
    TIME

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