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  • May 11, 2007, 12:20 PM
    Clough
    The Petition!
    I really don't have a preference yet as far as for whom to vote, but I did find the following email that I received recently to be funny!



    I usually don't pass along these "add your name" lists
    that appear in my email, but this one is too important!
    This one has been circulating for 6 months, so please
    keep it going.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Petition!


    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on
    her run for President of the United States in 2008, please
    add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send
    it on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.


    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3.
  • May 11, 2007, 04:39 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on
    Her run for President of the United States in 2008, please
    Add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send
    It on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
  • May 11, 2007, 04:56 PM
    Ken 297
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on
    Her run for President of the United States in 2008, please
    Add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send
    It on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
  • May 14, 2007, 11:36 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
  • May 14, 2007, 11:39 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
  • May 15, 2007, 08:36 AM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
  • May 15, 2007, 08:58 AM
    Superfly999
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.


    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
  • May 22, 2007, 12:46 AM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
  • May 22, 2007, 05:46 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
  • May 22, 2007, 05:50 PM
    Skell
    O show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
  • May 22, 2007, 09:11 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
  • May 22, 2007, 10:46 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
  • May 28, 2007, 10:59 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
  • May 28, 2007, 11:39 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    38. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    39. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    40. NO!
  • Jun 1, 2007, 01:17 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    38. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    39. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    40. NO!
    41. Hill
    42. Billy
  • Jun 1, 2007, 10:47 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    39. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    40. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    41. NO!
    42. Hill
    43. Billy
    44. Sex Addicts Anonymous
  • Jun 2, 2007, 09:38 PM
    worthbeads
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    39. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    40. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    41. NO!
    42. Hill
    43. Billy
    44. Sex Addicts Anonymous
    45. Paris Hilton
    46. Hitler
    47. Satan
    48. Martians that want the world to be destroyed
  • Jun 2, 2007, 09:47 PM
    magprob
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.

    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    39. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    40. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    41. NO!
    42. Hill
    43. Billy
    44. Sex Addicts Anonymous
    45. Paris Hilton
    46. Hitler
    47. Satan
    48. Martians that want the world to be destroyed
    49. Millie
    50. Vanillie
  • Jun 2, 2007, 11:48 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.


    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    39. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    40. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    41. NO!
    42. Hill
    43. Billy
    44. Sex Addicts Anonymous
    45. Paris Hilton
    46. Hitler
    47. Satan
    48. Martians that want the world to be destroyed
    49. Millie
    50. Vanillie
    51. I don't sign petitions
    52. Anonymous (Please feel free to call if you need any more help! 1-800-555-1212)
    53. Hillary who?
  • Jun 2, 2007, 11:50 PM
    Clough
    To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

    Keep it moving.


    1. Bill
    2. Chelsea
    3. Socks
    4. Buddy
    5. Fidel
    6. Kim
    7. Osama
    8. Monica Lewinsky
    9. Bill, again. Come on, people!
    10. Jesse Jackson
    11. Rev. J. Philip Wogaman
    12. Larry Flynt
    13. Hugh Hefner
    14. Albert Fish
    15. Ted Bundy
    16. Marquis de Sade
    17. Bill, again. "Come on ya'll, she's a good women."
    18. The puppy she stole a bone from
    19. The baby with the dirty diaper
    20. Bill, again...
    21. Thurston Howell III
    22. Rasputen
    23. Rosie Ruiz
    24. Dr. Josef Mengele
    25. Idi Amin
    26. Vlad the Impaler
    27. Ayatollah Khomeini
    28. Benito Mussolini
    29. Rick J.
    30. Curleyben
    31. George Bush Snr
    32. George Bush Jnr
    33. Michael Jackson
    34. Boy George. Oh Michael, I found your other glove. You'll never guess where!
    35. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    36. Bill, Again
    37. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    38. Bill, one more time
    39. Hillary in 2008! (Anonymous)
    40. Bill, again. Come on Chelsea, just sign your name, for your Mama?
    41. NO!
    42. Hill
    43. Billy
    44. Sex Addicts Anonymous
    45. Paris Hilton
    46. Hitler
    47. Satan
    48. Martians that want the world to be destroyed
    49. Millie
    50. Vanillie
    51. I don't sign petitions
    52. Anonymous (Please feel free to call if you need any more help! 1-800-555-1212)
    53. Hillary who?
    54. Daffy Duck
    55. :)

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