Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m company

Because she ate all the w's

I don't know, why did the blonde get fired from the m&m company?

(*lights blue touch paper, stands back, waits for fallout*)

Ha ha, fair one, that made me smile!

A Blond Trooper pulls over a blond speeder, ask for her ID. Says she doesn't know what that is. Trooper says. "Should be square thing in your wallet". Driver hands her her compact, Looks at it , and says, " Didn't know you were a police officer, would have just let you go"