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  • May 7, 2007, 01:22 AM
    Clough
    Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
    10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

    9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

    8. Crying can be fun.

    7. FAT CLOTHES.

    6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

    5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

    4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

    3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

    2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
    Minutes.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

    1. OTHER WOMEN!
  • May 7, 2007, 02:41 AM
    Bluerose
    So true! I love it.
  • Jun 2, 2007, 04:31 PM
    Lenovo
    What?? Just kidding, funny, as you can tell, I'm a guy. But you know, the fun part about being a guy is, when we do something stupid, we can just put that "guy look" on our face and state

    "Sorry, he he, I'm just a guy."
    -Bill Engvall
  • Jun 2, 2007, 04:34 PM
    danielnoahsmommy
    All Of Those Are So True!
  • Jun 2, 2007, 06:12 PM
    CaptainRich
    Hahahahaha-
    Withdrawn!
  • Jun 2, 2007, 06:15 PM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    Hahaha. So true!! :D

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