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  • Apr 16, 2007, 09:43 AM
    magprob
    Dear Abby
    Dear Abby,


    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.


    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."


    I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.


    Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".


    It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?


    Thanks!
  • Apr 16, 2007, 10:02 AM
    Matt3046
    Take it back to the pro shop.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 10:16 AM
    manimuth
    Lmao!
  • Apr 17, 2007, 05:40 AM
    talaniman
    Good one, and you've got the best signature I've ever seen. LOL

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