I was eating breakfast with my 11-year-old Granddaughter, seven years ago, and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" (I was waiting for something about Washington, Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.)
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullsh!t"
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Or get chewed hotdog all over your screen and keyboard. Good one Cats!