I consumed four 12 oz. Twisted Teas (at 5% alc.) on Monday before 6pm. I consumed my last drink (a mild cocktail) around 2am Tuesday morning.
Today- Wednesday- my counselor surprised me with my first EtG around 3pm.
What are my chances of passing?

Really, really bad.

Not too good.

What does it matter at this point? The counselor already has the results so try not to worry. That test proclaims an 80 hour window for detection so..

Dismal.

What happens when you fail? As well why are you drinking when you have, based upon this question, a prohibition against drinking?

Very, very slim. However, stranger things have happened. If, by some miracle you do slide by on this one, please consider it dumb luck and don't subject yourself to the same stress again. Unfortunately, time is not on your side on this one.