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  • Apr 4, 2007, 11:13 PM
    Kriscool
    No Blonds Allowed
    WHY ARE BLONDS SO STUPID!?

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    A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

    "Here we go again."

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    There was a blonde driving through the country. She just dyed her hair brown because

    She was sick of being made fun of her hair color. She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said,"91." The farmer looked around puzzeledly and said,"Ok. Take one." She pointed at one that was small and ran everywhere after sticks. When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked,"If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?

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    Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?

    A: No one the first four don't exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
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    But seriously why do they say blonds are idiots?


    Kriscool
  • Apr 5, 2007, 06:32 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Hey. Who have you been talking to? How did you know about my run in with the farmer? Hmmm?

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