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there is just no telling what muslims will get upset about, but this one has all the makings of a world war, as chocolate maker Cadbury will have to come clean about just how much pig fat they use in choclate. Well anyway it gives them something to focus on. I can see it now Al Qaeda bombing chocolate factories. I believe the same sort of mistake actually cost the British India even though it took a hundred years and this might just cost Cadbury the world, any advance on Nestle'

Well what do you expect... they treat women like property and worship a child molestor. Without even mentioning the goat and sheep sodomy stuff...

WHat is chocolate compared to that? One can never mention reason and rational behaviour while discussing Islam. THey are not mutually compatible concepts.

I think it is priceless someone found a way to contaminate their food so now they will be suspicious of everything, I wonder how much pig hide is used in their clothing, they like to wear leather.

By the way I don't expect anything, a religion that issues fatwah's about everything isn't rational

I think we chould find ways to put Pig DNA in everything Particularly Airplanes, boats, cars, trucks, buses, motorcycles and bicycles ... make them go back to living naked in caves.

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I think we chould find ways to put Pig DNA in everything Particularly Airplanes, boats, cars, trucks, buses, motorcycles and bicycles ... make them go back to living naked in caves.

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Smoothy, you made my day with this one, ROFLMAS !

Some are demanding Cadbury pay for blood transfusions for the poor victims, others to burn down the factory.

Hate to tell them... They are going to muslim hell... and what the hell would a blood transfusion accomlpish anyway? They ATE the chocolate....they didn't mainline it. Talk about mental midgets.

Maybe if they convert to Judaism they can still save themselves.

I'd force feed them bacon and pulled pork bar-b-que until they woke and and understood how good it tastes.

Hey smoothy judaism bans pigs too, that solution doesn't help them. But what you could do is get Coke to introduce pig DNA into their drinks, Coke is big in Muslim countries

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Hey smoothy judaism bans pigs too, that solution doesn't help them. But what you could do is get Coke to introduce pig DNA into their drinks, Coke is big in Muslim countries

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Ever see that fluffy shreded dried pork at a CHinese grocer? I say you fill up a cargo plane with that and seed the entire country...

Or crop dust it with dried pigs blood powder with a crop duster...

Even better...pigs blood into their water systems.

They have water systems? but your blown on the wind solution has merit, all you need is a way to get it as a compnent of jet fuel and you could seed the entire world but more to the point it's time to convert Macca's to a pig burger, we don't know what they put in it anyway, and KFC is growing chicken flesh they could grow it out of pig DNA. Use the pig and instant stop to the war of terror

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They have water systems? but your blown on the wind solution has merit, all you need is a way to get it as a compnent of jet fuel and you could seed the entire world but more to the point it's time to convert Macca's to a pig burger, we don't know what they put in it anyway, and KFC is growing chicken flesh they could grow it out of pig DNA. Use the pig and instant stop to the war of terror

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I'm assuming they don't have wells... most of their hell holes are too arrid for that... and eons of people pooping on the ground would render any fresh water undrinkable... but then that would explain the range of endemic diseases in their personal hell on earth.

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but then that would explain the range of endemic diseases in their personal hell on earth.

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I'm assuming MERS will solve the problem and reduce the number of camel riders without any action from us, we will even find a market for clean camels

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I'm assuming MERS will solve the problem and reduce the number of camel riders without any action from us, we will even find a market for clean camels

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You mean virgin camels..

Well them too, but seriously, we have a million camels available who don't have the MERS virus waiting to be shipped, an unmatched resource. Think of it, camel diplomacy, a revolution in thinking. You have nothing like it so you can't concieve of it and you don't like sheep so you can't offer them food either. There isn't a market in sheep bellies. I wonder what the DSE of a camel is?

That's right, you do have a lot of those roaming the outback... wild.

Yes they are a plague, introduced by muslims one more thing we can thank them for, hey, I know what we can do, we can collect all the cane toads and send them to muslim countries that should keep them busy. Never thought of the cane toad as a national resource before