An Oldie, but Always a Goodie
First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
Night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
To her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
To go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
Before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
Get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
First time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
About an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
About condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
Asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
Because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
Time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
House and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
Table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
Quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
Prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and
Still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
With his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
Whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."
