I have to take a urine test biweekly at the second and fourth Friday of the month, I didn't realize the first of November was actually Friday. So I consumed a fifth of alcohol thinking I still had another week, I was sadly mistaken. If I have to take this EtG test in 60 hours is there any way I will pass?

You might. It is usually 60-80 hours that the test is good for.

Why do you need to take ETG tests so frequently? If you know you're being tested, why drink?