In the Qur'an. Allah (SWT) said that on the Day of Qiyamah (The Signs) it is said that inanimate objects will speak to humans in real life. I thought this was really crazy and fake! C'mon you know that there is no such thing as a chair or a table or a plate have real eyes and real eyebrows and real mouth in real life! Please give me this straight answer for me please?

Why crazy or fake ? And why do you feel you have to put human features on something to speak. You are trying to limit the power of Allah not accepting his ability to do anything.
Why must it have a mouth to be heard, if he wishes the sound to be heard.