I normally have a 4 day period no pms symptoms other than very mild cramping. So I got my last one on may 1 it lasted 3 days. I had sex with my boyfriend on day 4 and 5. Took a nap on day 5 when I got up I felt a sharp stabbing in my uterus for about 15 seconds, I couldn't stand up right. For the following 2 weeks I was mildly nauseous, had cramping all day, my back legs and hips were killing me, I am in an emotional upheaval, kept forgetting everything, I felt like I would pass out every time the sun was shining on me, have been producing too much phlegm and just wanted to sleep all day. A few days ago I noticed the veins in my legs, hips, shoulders and arms looked as if someone had drawn all over me. That lasted a few days but isn't as noticeable now. Last night I got extremely nauseous and had a burning/ pinching/ pulling sensation in my lower abdomen and right near my belly button, I could barely sleep. When I got up I peed like noones business then again a few minutes later, gagged brushing my teeth. I was so tired and just felt so awful I went back to sleep after dropping my daughter at school, which I never do. I took several hpts and all were negative. The last one I took was an ept 2 days ago. Every symptom I acquire leads to pregnancy but I'm so confused. I just need an answer.

I probably should have also mentioned that despite my increase in food intake I am so constipated. I have also been burping like crazy.

Strange mixture of symptoms sounding like flu, ectopic pregnancy, venereal disease, bacterial infection, chlamydia, and endometriosis, but none of them really. Even Meckels Diverticulum (I threw that in there because your belly button hurt.) In other words, I don't have a clue.

Without a physical exam you aren't going to get much online, I don't think. We don't even know how likely your boyfriend is to give you a disease, or what your health history is. The list goes on, and you should start with an appointment with a good GYN for STD, blood and urine tests and an ultrasound. Second, get a gentle laxative. There's one I bought for women that really is gentle. That's going to help while you wait. Avoid the ER; go to a daytime walk in clinic if you can't get a GYN.