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  • May 17, 2013, 05:02 AM
    sharma9999
    Curved
    Hello friends, I'm 20 years old. My lund is slightly curved. I want to know, is it going to become a problem in my sexual life?
    Can I satisfy my partner?
  • May 17, 2013, 05:03 AM
    smoothy
    WHat the heck is a lund?
  • May 17, 2013, 05:08 AM
    sharma9999
    Otherwise
  • May 17, 2013, 05:37 AM
    Oliver2011
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    WHat the heck is a lund?

    It is a city in Sweden. But I don't think it's curved.
  • May 17, 2013, 07:32 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    otherwise
    Otherwise what?

    Please expand on your question. What is a "lund" and how do you know it is "slightly curved?"
  • May 17, 2013, 07:35 AM
    ScottGem
    And what has this to do with Fitness?
  • May 17, 2013, 07:47 AM
    tickle
    If it is what I think it is no, it will not be a problem in your sexual life, but a benefit to your partner.
  • May 17, 2013, 07:48 AM
    J_9
    So, what do you think it is Tick?
  • May 17, 2013, 07:49 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    So, what do you think it is Tick?

    His nose?
  • May 17, 2013, 07:52 AM
    J_9
    Couldn't be His nose as it is HER lund that is curved.
  • May 17, 2013, 07:58 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Couldn't be His nose as it is HER lund that is curved.

    She's got Pectus Excavatum?
  • May 17, 2013, 08:23 AM
    Wondergirl
    Lund is Hindi or Urdu slang for "d!ck" or "penis." There's a story behind that.
  • May 17, 2013, 08:29 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    So, what do you think it is Tick?

    His penis
  • May 17, 2013, 08:30 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    His penis

    Oh, yes, name is sharia, but that could also be a middle eastern man's name
  • May 17, 2013, 08:31 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Lund is Hindi or Urdu slang for "d!ck" or "penis." There's a story behind that.

    Okay, I was correct then
  • May 17, 2013, 08:49 AM
    smoothy
    I thought that was it from the beginning... but was having fun with the fact they didn't say it.
  • May 17, 2013, 09:05 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    I thought that was it from the beginning....but was having fun with the fact they didn't say it.

    He said it, but not in slang non-Indian people are familiar with.
  • May 17, 2013, 09:20 AM
    smoothy
    If it was Hindu slang... I'll bet not even all Indians would have gotten it. Since they don't all speak Hindu or whatever the predominant languae is with HIndus... there are a LOT of different spoken languages in India
  • May 17, 2013, 09:38 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    If it was Hindu slang...I'll bet not even all Indians would have gotten it. Since they don't all speak Hindu or whatever the predominant languae is with HIndus...there are a LOT of different spoken languages in India

    True. And the large numbers of Indian library patrons I dealt with over the years all spoke British English. I asked an Indian coworker once, "Why don't Indians talk to each other in your own language?" She replied, "We have so many dialects that we often can't understand each other, but we all know English, so we use that."

    I'll have to do a poll to find out how many Indians in my life know the meaning of the slang term "lund." :D
  • May 17, 2013, 12:12 PM
    odinn7
    So the answer is that "no", your curved LUND will not cause an issue... unless you let it.

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