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  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:54 AM
    talaniman
    For the Ladies
    > The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
    > As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood,
    >I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe
    >shoes:
    >
    > I promise to always wear sandals that
    >fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels
    >spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge
    >out between the straps.
    >
    > I will go polish-free or vow to keep the
    >polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
    >
    > I will not cheat and just touch up my
    >big toe.
    >
    > I will sand down any mounds of skin
    >before they turn hard and yellow.
    >
    > I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
    >
    > I won't wear pantyhose even if my
    >misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam
    >really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
    >
    > If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape,
    >pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will
    Get
    >my shoe fixed or toss it.
    >
    > I will not live in corn denial; rather I
    >will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
    >
    > I will resist the urge to buy jelly
    >shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are
    >small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my
    >safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when
    Standing
    >in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I
    >fall and break my ankle.
    >
    > I will take my toe ring off toward the
    >end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
    >
    > I will be brutally honest with my
    >girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to
    >wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my
    >fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
    >
    > I will promise if I wear flip flops that
    >I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct
    Noise
    >while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while
    >wearing them.
    >
    > I will promise to go to my local nail
    >salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about
    >$15 or 20 and worth EVERY penny).
    >
    > I will promise to throw away any
    >white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier
    >than dirty white sandals.


    Why this was sent to me I have no idea!!
  • Mar 22, 2007, 08:27 AM
    missk
    Amen sister!! And may I add--French pedicures are the best!!
  • Mar 22, 2007, 03:51 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMAO T-Man. Yeah. I ditto missk's response. AMEN SISTER!! Heehee. I sent that e-mail to you.:eek:

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