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  • Mar 21, 2007, 06:42 AM
    kew
    Just some Funnies
    Did i read that sign right?
    Toilet out of order. Please use floor below

    In a laundromat:
    Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

    In a london department store:
    Bargain basement upstairs

    In an office:
    Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

    In an office:
    After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

    Notice in health food shop window:
    Closed due to illness

    Spotted in a safari park:(i sure hope so)
    Elephants please stay in your car

    Seen during a conference:
    For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

    Notice in a farmer's field:
    The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

    Message on a leaflet:
    If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons

    On a repair shop door:
    We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
  • Mar 21, 2007, 01:27 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LOVE those Kew! Keep 'em coming when you can. We always like to lighten our load here. :)
  • Mar 25, 2007, 06:35 AM
    talaniman
    Great! Coffee and good humor what more could you ask for?
  • Mar 25, 2007, 09:41 AM
    louie1
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kew
    Did I read that sign right?
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    Very Good needed that chuckle!! Thnak you

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