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  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:05 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quick question
    How much is an hr for a motel
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:20 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    How much is an hr for a motel
    How much is WHAT for a hotel? Hr? Whore? Hour? Please use complete words and sentences as the site requires.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:26 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    How much is WHAT for a hotel? Hr? Whore? Hour? Please use complete words and sentences as the site requires.

    My question was how much is an motel for 1 hour ? -,-
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:27 PM
    J_9
    Decent motels don't charge by the hour. Now if you want semen and vaginal discharge on the sheets, and you want the jungle room, well then about $25. But make sure to have all your shots first.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:32 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Decent motels don't charge by the hour. Now if you want semen and vaginal discharge on the sheets, and you want the jungle room, well then about $25. But make sure to have all your shots first.

    Lol um OK
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:33 PM
    J_9
    Let me guess. You are 17 and you want to have sex, but neither you or the boy you want to have sex with can have sex at home, so you have to get a motel. BUT, you can't afford a decent motel, so you are opting for a roach motel?

    Am I close?
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:34 PM
    smoothy
    Some backwater places you might even get it for a half hour at a time. Again if you don't mind bedbugs... scabies and other nasties.

    They charge extra for underage kids... the risk is greater with them.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:36 PM
    J_9
    And to think, Smoothy, we are going to have to pay for their love child! Sheesh.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:37 PM
    smoothy
    She might get a discount if she takes care of the guy in the office first..
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:37 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Let me guess. You are 17 and you want to have sex, but neither you or the boy you want to have sex with can have sex at home, so you have to get a motel. BUT, you can't afford a decent motel, so you are opting for a roach motel?

    Am I close?

    I'm turning 18 :) and I wanted to know for my prom day and no I'm not going to sleep in a roach place :) thank you very much
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:38 PM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by playbunny_1995 View Post
    I'm turning 18 :) and I wanted to know for my prom day and no I'm not going to sleep in a roach place :) thank you very much

    ANY hotel you can possibly get per hr... by definition IS a roach motel. Hookers and junkies use those rooms... and if you get lucky.. they washed the sheets last year.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:38 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    She might get a discount if she takes care of the guy in the office first..

    0,o
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:39 PM
    J_9
    Doesn't matter if you are turning 18 or 28. If you aren't financially prepared to have a child you shouldn't have sex.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:40 PM
    smoothy
    Seriously... those places are FILTHY... you might get lice or who knows what. Those are the kind of places a homeless people might crash for a shower when they get extra money.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:42 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Doesn't matter if you are turning 18 or 28. If you aren't financially prepared to have a child you shouldn't have sex.

    they made condoms <--
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:42 PM
    J_9
    If you get extra lucky you won't get raped or robbed by the freaks in the alley.

    Look, you are 17. I don't care if you are "turning 18," you aren't 18 yet.

    If you want a decent motel, ask your parents for a reference. See if they will pay for half of the room and the boy's parents will pay for the other half.

    Make sure you don't have sex with anyone else within a 2 months span of time just you you will be sure to know who the baby daddy is when that time comes.
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:43 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    Seriously....those places are FILTHY.....you might get lice or who knows what.

    And oh OK I was planing to get a descend motel I was just wondering how much was it
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:44 PM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by playbunny_1995 View Post
    they made condoms <--

    How effective do you think condoms are on average when fresh and used correctly? Only 80% at best...

    You are aware you can be on the pill AND use condoms and still get pregnant?
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:44 PM
    playbunny_1995
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    If you get extra lucky you won't get raped or robbed by the freaks in the alley.

    Look, you are 17. I don't care if you are "turning 18," you aren't 18 yet.

    If you want a decent motel, ask your parents for a reference. See if they will pay for half of the room and the boy's parents will pay for the other half.

    Make sure you don't have sex with anyone else within a 2 months span of time just you you will be sure to know who the baby daddy is when that time comes.

    My parent will kill me if they know and OK
  • Mar 5, 2013, 08:45 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    they made condoms <--
    Really? That's news to me. Oh, and to my two oldest sons! I was MARRIED and on the pill AND USED CONDOMS and got pregnant not once, but twice. One boy is 27 and the other is about to turn 25.

    Would you like me to tell you about the chemo I went through? It made me completely, absolutely, and irrevocably sterile. That was 13 years ago. My youngest son just turned 11.

    So... Tell me about those condoms again?

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