How to introduce your own fashion designer shop

Write it for me

"Write it for me"?

Everyone here is willing to help you if you ask.

Even then we will assist. We won't do the work.

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write it for me

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Ok, hang on. I'll start now.

Oh! You know, I started writing it on my own time for you... doing stuff for you that you should be able to do... but anyway... I realized I was at a loss because WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU.

You see, not only is nobody here going to take the time to write a whole introduction letter but on top of that, we know nothing of you at all. Fashion Designer Shop... that's what we know. No name, no style, no location... nothing.

So this is what I got, I hope it helps:

Hi!
I am a person and I would like to introduce you to my Fashion Designer Shop!
It has no name or location but you should see it and come buy stuff from me or have me design fashion for you. I am not sure if I sell or design or do both but there it is!

Thank you! I look forward to seeing you soon!

Based on the phrasing of the "question" I think the letter should end "You'd better shop here!"