I'm trying to find my lost 401k money but I just keep getting the same dumb websites.HELPPPPPP!!

That's because its not on the internet... its in a financial company that manages it. And its private information.

I hope you haven't been throwing out the quarterly statements they have been mailing you.. because those have all the info you need.

Last thing you could try is contact your old employer and find out who they have it with.