Help me get my beagle to stop trying to control my life.
It's currently 3:51 am, and I've just cleaned up dog urine from in front of my bedroom door. Sawyer is nearly 10 months old and she still goes in the house if we don't watch her close enough. She will pee in the kitchen if I'm not watching her and paying attention to her all the time. She goes so far as to walk to the corner of the kitchen that I can't see from the living room and do her business (pee AND poo) under the table, and then come back to me all happy, only to wonder why I'm yelling at her, though CLEARLY she knows otherwise she wouldn't be doing it. We have that bell strap hanging by the back door for her to tell us she needs out and she uses it 30% of the time. Maybe. But in the bedroom is a whole other story, my bed is lifted pretty high, but not high enough that its easy for my to maneuver underneath it. What she does is she will jump off our bed (she's been sleeping with me since she first came home) and go to the door and sit. I'll get up to grab her so I can leash her up to take her outside because god knows she's not going to pee quickly and then come back in, that would be too easy. Instead as soon as I take one step towards her, she scurries under my bed, if I inch towards her, I can be just about touching her and as I go to grab her, she scoots back. It's a daily battle. But it never ends like it did today. Usually she scratches at the door until I take her out, because to be honest I thought she just wanted to play considering if she really needs to go out, she doesn't do that. Hardly. I was laying in bed waiting for her to give up and come back to bed when I smelled the pee. She didn't even TRY to get out. Help me. Oh and another thing. When she does something wrong, she thinks it's a game. So unless I grab her collar and give her a good couple of smacks on the bottom, she thinks I'm playing. I tried to put her on leash to take her out anyway, and she ran away from me in the living room. What the hell am I supposed to do? My boyfriend never ever gets up for her in the night to let her out, because he doesn't notice her get up, and when I wake him to take her out, he is moody and hardly speaks to me for the rest of the day. He will take her out when HE gets up and let's me stay in bed a while longer to "make up for it" but lets be honest. When you're woken up on a daily basis at 3-6 am, you can't make up for the sleep loss. Please help me. I'm running out of ideas. And she knows she's starting to get the best of me. I'm half tempted to send her away to doggie boarding school until she's a proper pooch.
What do I do? :(