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I hid aproximatly 11 grams of a controlled substance in my rectum.it was tied inside a plastic sandwich bag and that was tied inside a latex condom.aproximatly two hours later I tried to retrieve it but couldn't find it. It has been aproximatly 16 hours now and it still hasn't passed .I have taken exlax and gave myself a home enema which did make me deficate but still didn't pass the package. How long should it take to pass and what else should I do ?
Seriously... you came here about this and this is a real question?
I guess you should keep checking your poop for the next few weeks.
I would suggest you go to the nearest police station, explain the situation and ask for their help.
Just when I think I've seen it all on this site, we get a drug mule coming to ask how to retrieve his illegal drugs from his arse.
We don't condone illegal activity on this site, and we won't help you retrieve your baggy. You either go to the hospital and tell them what's going on (which could save your life) and then face the consequences after they call the cops, or you sit around and hope that you live to get your precious goods back before it kills you.
If you live, you need to seriously start thinking about making some different life choices.
I have sent the IP address to the authorities, I am sure when they track it back, they will be glad to help him find the missing drugs.
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If this poster is a troll, and this was a joke, he should know that the police won't care. They'll still check, and they'll do a very thorough job. I hope he doesn't mind being probed.
I don't know what's dumber, putting a baggy of drugs in your rectum, or posting about it on the internet. If only all criminals where this smart. ;)
I think Walter has gotten the message. So I'm closing this.
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