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  • Dec 11, 2012, 12:00 PM
    jjbean
    Any way to pass alcohol test
    Drank 375ml 60 proof vodka last night. Last drink 8pm.
    I have a drug/alcohol assessment tomorrow at 3pm. Today only drinking water and cranberry juice all day. I have the MDT formula 3 that is 'guaranteed' to detox my urine of all things.
    Am worried that the UA will be an ETG type and need to know if I am safe, or if I should do something else as well.
    I am female, 148lbs 5'5".
    Help :)
  • Dec 11, 2012, 12:04 PM
    smoothy
    Congrats.. they will likely fail you for dilution... drinking huge amounts of water will get you a fail because it indicates you were trying to beat the test by drinking huge amounts of liquids.
  • Dec 11, 2012, 12:15 PM
    jjbean
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    Congrats..they will likely fail you for dilution....drinking huge amounts of water will get you a fail because it indicates you were trying to beat the test by drinking huge amounts of liquids.

    Who said I was drinking HUGE amounts of liquids? I'm very aware of the dilution clause. What I mean is I'm drinking water and juice today, rather than soda or energy drinks as I would normally.
    Wow.
  • Dec 11, 2012, 01:05 PM
    odinn7
    Nobody here is going to tell you how to cheat a test. The best way to pass one is to follow the rules and not drink if you are not supposed to drink. Simple really.
  • Dec 11, 2012, 01:23 PM
    jjbean
    Really... hmmmm interesting. I just read three pages with questions of this exact nature only regarding cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamines... very interesting.
    Thanks!
  • Dec 11, 2012, 01:32 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jjbean View Post
    Really...hmmmm interesting. I just read three pages with questions of this exact nature only regarding cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamines....very interesting.
    Thanks!

    DrBill has been our EtG/Addictions expert, but he is currently off site, tending to personal matters until at least January.
  • Dec 11, 2012, 01:39 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jjbean View Post
    Really...hmmmm interesting. I just read three pages with questions of this exact nature only regarding cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamines....very interesting.
    Thanks!

    Yes, those questions are on the site, and Dr. Bill will answer the likelihood of passing a drug test based on what and when you drank, but he will not give advice on how to cheat a test.

    The only thing you can do is hope for the best, and learn a lesson from this. Not drinking when you're required to take ETG's is the best way to make sure you pass.

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