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  • Mar 14, 2007, 02:51 PM
    RickJ
    If you get this joke, you're a GEEK!
    If you get this joke, you are a Geek and you should be darn proud of it!

    Check out this doormat:

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...celike_mat.jpg

    (If you don't get it, Google it :) )
  • Mar 14, 2007, 02:53 PM
    Curlyben
    That's almost as bad as this one.

    There are 10 types of people in the world, the ones that understand Binary and the ones that don't ;)
  • Mar 14, 2007, 02:55 PM
    RickJ
    Hehe, I knew AMHD's king geek would hop on this one :p
  • Mar 14, 2007, 02:58 PM
    curlybenswife
    Trust ben to be the first to answer... need I say more ;)
  • Mar 14, 2007, 03:02 PM
    shygrneyzs
    My youngest brother actually has that framed and hanging on the door to his home office. Lol.
  • Mar 14, 2007, 03:20 PM
    RickJ
    I'd not seen it before. I guess my boasts of being a geek are me just dreaming :p
  • Mar 18, 2007, 04:53 AM
    ghost56
    I had to Google it:o
  • Mar 18, 2007, 04:56 AM
    NeedKarma
    Loopback?

    :)
  • Mar 18, 2007, 05:03 AM
    Capuchin
    Heisenberg was speeding down the street in his car when a cop pulls him over.
    The cop walks over to him and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg responds "No, but I know exactly where I am"

    If you get that then you know too much.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 05:08 AM
    Capuchin
    , and go to a party. and are partying away but is miserable and doesn't seem to be having a lot of fun. and go up to and say "what's wrong, why don't you integrate?"
    replies "That won't make any difference will it?"

    hahahhahahaha brilliant.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 06:02 AM
    tinsign
    Dang I was hoping to take the lazy way out instead of googling it :D
  • Mar 21, 2007, 07:29 AM
    kew
    Thank Heavens for Google LOL
  • Apr 7, 2007, 10:35 AM
    worthbeads
    How about this one:

    10 Home
    20 Sweet
    30 Go to 10

    Or this one, as seen in Futurama, with the Robot religion:

    10 Sin
    20 Go to Hell
  • Apr 7, 2007, 06:29 PM
    iscorpio
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by RickJ
    If you get this joke, you are a Geek and you should be darn proud of it!

    Check out this doormat:

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...celike_mat.jpg

    (If you don't get it, google it :) )
    Omg, you mean I am a geek lol take care, love and peace anne x
  • Apr 7, 2007, 07:10 PM
    Matt3046
    What? I am a geek just not a smart one.
  • Oct 27, 2007, 12:26 AM
    pyroman1435
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Capuchin
    , and go to a party. and are partying away but is miserable and doesn't seem to be having a lot of fun. and go up to and say "what's wrong, why don't you integrate?"
    replies "That won't make any difference will it?"

    hahahhahahaha brilliant.
    wow...
  • Oct 27, 2007, 05:38 AM
    CaptainRich
    That's funny!
    I'm geek enough!
  • Oct 31, 2007, 07:06 PM
    friend4u178
    Bugger , I'm officially a geek :-)
  • Nov 8, 2007, 08:10 PM
    michealb
    How are Oct 31 and Dec 25 the same?
  • Nov 8, 2007, 08:11 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by michealb
    How are Oct 31 and Dec 25 the same?
    Go ahead..?

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