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  • Mar 8, 2007, 06:00 AM
    talaniman
    Thank God Its Thursday 2
    Funny Bumper Stickers About Men

    - All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

    - Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

    - Grow your own dope, plant a man.

    - All men are idiots... I married their king.

    - Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.





    CIA Job

    A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.

    As soon as the young man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the packet. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor."




    The Perfect Job

    - My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

    - After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it... mainly because it was a so-so job.

    - Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

    - Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

    - I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    - I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    - Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    - Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    - So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    - After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

    - I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

    - My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

    - I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    - My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

    SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
  • Mar 8, 2007, 07:55 AM
    RubyPitbull
    CIA one, no surprises there! LOL

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