It oughta be named, " The Old Geezers Lament".
The last line goes like this.
" What used to be my pride and joy is now my water spout."
Any body out there ever heard of it? All you " Old Geezers" Out there should identify with this. No tears guys! It happens to all of us. Let me know if you know the rest of it. On behalf of all the Old Geezers I thank you. Tom aka speedball1

Always call your librarian when you have a question --

My sporting days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my pride and joy
Is now my waterspout

I used to be embarrassed
Trying to make the thing behave
Every morning it would stand up
And watch me shave

But now that I am growing old
It sure gives me the blues
To see the damn thing
Hang down my leg
And watch me tie my shoes.

From Dirty Limericks

I always can count on you Carol!
I've been searching for "The Naughty Librarian " ever since she came on TV. By any chance you wouldn't be she would you? Thanks again. Tom

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I always can count on you Carol!
I've been searching for "The Naughty Librarian " ever since she came on TV. By any chance you wouldn't be she would you? Thanks again. Tom

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You're welcome. :)

Have you hugged your librarian today?

Reminds me of a teen boy who once asked me what we boring librarians do after the library closes at 9 p.m. I replied, "I will never tell! You can't begin to imagine."

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Reminds me of a teen boy who once asked me what we boring librarians do after the library closes at 9 p.m.

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I know! Ya all morph into "naughty Librarians".
Late dinner at my place where you can be as naughty as you wish. Bottle of wine, Barry White on the stereo and soft lighting. Don't bother to knock. Thedoor will be open. Tom aka " The Speedster"