When I think of all the time I wasted on foreplay, everything I (maybe) could have accomplished with that time I feel sick.

Chocolate! Who knew - chocolate! I could have had a supply of Hershey's bars and a MUCH better sex life.

I have no idea why this amuses me so but I was hanging on every word of the "play by play" and then suddenly - chocolate!

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And I'm always trying to put weight on. This would have been a "two for one." Darn!

I think it is hilarious that the 'event' (not even intercourse) happened today and he thinks she is experiencing morning sickness.

I think dealing with him would have given me a migraine.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I think it is hilarious that the 'event' (not even intercourse) happened today and he thinks she is experiencing morning sickness.

I think dealing with him would have given me a migraine.

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Well, it gave her one - and me, too.

Was it a bribe -- or a reward for a job well done?

Chocolate does it for me, of course for most guys, the words do you want to, is about all the foreplay most of them really care about. Through in a Western or a war movie as post play and most men would be in heaven

Much has been lost in translation from the OP as English is not their first language..

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Originally Posted by Curlyben

Much has been lost in translation from the OP as English is not their first language..

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Without a doubt - I'm just mourning the time I lost.