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  • May 10, 2012, 03:10 AM
    Ecog
    Please explain girl language to me
    I need help knowing the girls vocabulary.
  • May 10, 2012, 03:11 AM
    Curlyben
    That is the $64 million question.
    If men knew exactly what woman said our lives would be so much easier..
  • May 10, 2012, 05:35 AM
    joypulv
    Men are known for not having any vocabulary at all, so we're even.

    Some key sentences, translated:
    We never go anywhere
    You never lift a finger around this house
    You're about as romantic as a doorknob
    Does this make me look fat?
    Why didn't you just marry your mother

    When young and just dating, the following all mean the same self-explanatory thing:
    I have to wash my hair that night
    It isn't you, it's me
    I need some space
    I think we should take a break

    (If you are still waiting for translations of the first ones, they all mean exactly what they say.)

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