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  • Feb 23, 2007, 04:45 PM
    addy
    Dead Riddle
    Okay, you here is a riddle for you

    Dan and Maria lay on the ground dead,surrounded by broken glass,blood and water on the street in front of an apartment building.The room they fell from is on the 27th floor.How is this possible??
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:13 PM
    robynhgl
    They're goldfish that fell from a windowsill?
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:30 PM
    Capuchin
    I don't understand why they couldn't be 2 people who had a fight and fell through a balcony window. Am I missing something?
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:42 PM
    robynhgl
    Wow--they really musta busted your deity powers!

    Where'd the water come from?
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:47 PM
    Capuchin
    It was raining?
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:51 PM
    robynhgl
    Not as far as the question says MonkeyBoy... ;)
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:55 PM
    Capuchin
    It doesn't state either way. It just says "surrounded by water". That says raining to me. I don't get why this is a riddle at all.
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:58 PM
    Nosnosna
    It's missing the important bit of information that the windows are closed and unbroken, or something similar.
  • Feb 23, 2007, 05:59 PM
    Capuchin
    Ah thank you Nosnosna :) Ever the voice of reason!

    (need to spread the rep)
  • Feb 23, 2007, 06:00 PM
    J_9
    Um, I like the first answer, fish. The fishbowl is full of water, and it fell out the window.
  • Feb 23, 2007, 06:04 PM
    worthbeads
    I know how it's possible. They fell out of the 27th floor with a glass of water or something in their hand. I don't really see how it's not possible.
  • Feb 23, 2007, 06:04 PM
    Nosnosna
    They forgot to let go of the ice sculpture they were throwing out the window!
  • Feb 23, 2007, 08:10 PM
    robynhgl
    Capuchin-----you think waaaaaaayyy too much!

    Simplify, it hurts less. LOL!
  • Feb 24, 2007, 03:52 AM
    Capuchin
    Mine is the simpler solution :p
  • Feb 24, 2007, 08:51 PM
    addy
    The fishbowl answer is right.Dangit, you got it on the first try.It took me like 30 minutes.
    But you had good answers.
  • Feb 25, 2007, 06:32 AM
    robynhgl
    Here's another one...

    A scientific expeditions in the North Pole uncovers a cave. In that cave they find the two perfectly preserved bodies of two people. A man and a woman. The bodies have been in this frozen state for many thousands of years. A scientist is brought in to determine what he can about them.

    He looked over the bodies carefully and concluded that they were the bodies of Adam and Eve. How could he know this?
  • Feb 25, 2007, 07:24 AM
    Capuchin
    They had the same DNA? Heh.
  • Feb 25, 2007, 07:28 AM
    robynhgl
    He looked at the bodies and he knew. No DNA tests.
  • Feb 25, 2007, 07:32 AM
    J_9
    One of them had an apple in their hand?
  • Feb 25, 2007, 07:32 AM
    worthbeads
    How did he know?

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