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  • Apr 29, 2012, 10:42 PM
    Hihello
    Use condom twice
    Can I use a condom twice if I wash it and don't use it to make the sex?
  • Apr 29, 2012, 10:56 PM
    J_9
    Nope, condoms are a one use only item.
  • Apr 30, 2012, 06:34 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hihello View Post
    Can I use a condom twice if I wash it and don't use it to make the sex?

    Only if you aren't very smart and want to have a kid.

    These are use once and discard things... If yiou can't afford to buy a condom each time... you certainly won't be able to afford the kid that might result. They eat more at breakfast one time than a condom costs.
  • Apr 30, 2012, 03:48 PM
    Hihello
    I meant not for sex
  • Apr 30, 2012, 03:54 PM
    Fr_Chuck
    So what are you going to do with it, blow it up like a balllon and hang it on a tree ?

    Sorry condom are for sex.
  • Apr 30, 2012, 09:53 PM
    FirstChair
    Please, do not reuse a condom for any reason even if you washed it. If you want to play around with condoms for a use other than sex, then use a new one every time. If a person has an STD, AIDS or other medical issues, it is unwise to re-use a condom, as even washing is no guarantee anyone else is safe. Dispose of all condoms properly.

    'No glove, no love!'
  • Apr 30, 2012, 09:58 PM
    TimHathaway98
    Those are "one and done"
  • May 1, 2012, 04:50 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hihello View Post
    I meant not for sex

    Then exactly what ARE you using them for? To carry drugs as a mule? I'm not aware of any other use for them... unless you are a comedian that stretches them over his head and inflates them breathing in his mouth and out of his nose... and I don't think they get enough use out of them to require washing them.
  • May 1, 2012, 05:02 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    Then exactly what ARE you using them for? To carry drugs as a mule? I'm not aware of any other use for them...unless you are a comedian that stretches them over his head and inflates them breathing in his mouth and out of his nose...and I don't think they get enough use out of them to require washing them.


    That was exactly the visual that came to my mind!

    My thought is that balloons are a lot less expensive.

    I suspect there's an issue here - read the other threads. Fascinating. For example, how to wax without using wax - https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mens-h...ar-656044.html
  • May 1, 2012, 05:23 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    That was exactly the visual that came to my mind!

    My thought is that balloons are a lot less expensive.

    I suspect there's an issue here - read the other threads. Fascinating. For example, how to wax without using wax - https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mens-h...ar-656044.html

    Perhaps there is a thriving market for recycled condoms in Calcuta?
  • May 1, 2012, 05:35 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Personally between the waxing, treatments to make pubic hair grow longer, shaving to make the "pubes" look bigger and washing out condoms, who has time for sex?

    (And I'm not joking - read the other threads.)
  • May 1, 2012, 01:44 PM
    OneDude79
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hihello View Post
    Can I use a condom twice if I wash it and don't use it to make the sex?

    I certainly wouldn't recommend it...
  • May 1, 2012, 02:27 PM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by OneDude79 View Post
    I certainly wouldn't recommend it...

    I guess they are going to be packing their lunch in it... WHAT anyone would want to do with a second hand condom is beyond comprehension...

    Maybe they are collecting them in the neighborhood to use as sausage casings?
  • May 1, 2012, 02:43 PM
    odinn7
    Man, I'll tell you... for such smart people, you guys are really off on this one... the answer, to me, is soooo obvious...

    Maybe they are saving them and the plan is to use them to make a hot air balloon to escape from prison.
  • May 1, 2012, 02:47 PM
    Wondergirl
    My chiropractor's business partner blew up enough new ones to fill my chiro's car for a happy birthday prank. At least my chiro thought they were new...
  • May 1, 2012, 02:49 PM
    odinn7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    My chiropractor's business partner blew up enough new ones to fill my chiro's car for a happy birthday prank. At least my chiro thought they were new....

    Apparently, if they're washed out, they could be considered to be as good as new!
  • May 1, 2012, 03:28 PM
    JudyKayTee
    I'm thinking holding up banks - sort of like the comedian thing, but you could hold up several banks with one condom.

    Remind me to never go to WG's chiropractor.
  • May 1, 2012, 03:29 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    Remind me to never go to WG's chiropractor.

    Dave's okay -- it's Bruce who gets weird at times. I had nightmares for a few nights thinking of Bruce blowing up all those condoms.

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