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  • Feb 16, 2007, 10:14 AM
    Tuscany
    His and Her diary entry
    HER DIARY:
    >
    > Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had

    Made plans to meetat a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my
    Friends all day long, so Ithought he was upset at the fact that I was a
    Bit
    Late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I

    Suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but

    He didn't say much.
    >
    > I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I
    Asked him if it was my
    > fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that

    It had nothing to do
    > with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I

    Told him that I loved
    > him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't
    Explain his behavior. I
    > don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When

    We got home, I felt
    > as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
    Nothing to do with me
    > anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He

    Continued to seem
    > distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around
    Us, I decided to go to
    > bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my
    Surprise, he responded
    > to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that

    He was distracted,
    > and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -

    I cried. I don't
    > know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are

    With someone else.
    > My life is a disaster.
    >
    >
    >
    > HIS DIARY:
    >
    > Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
  • Feb 16, 2007, 10:29 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Tuscany, LMAO! Excellent!

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