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  • Feb 15, 2007, 10:11 AM
    magprob
    Irish Ballerina
    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress,
    Walked into a Bar in Dublin.

    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy
    Armpit as she pointed to
    All the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What
    man here will buy a lady a
    drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore
    Her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed
    Drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
    Bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman
    Chugged it down. She turned to
    The patrons and again pointed around at all of
    Them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his
    Money down on the bar and said, "Give the
    ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me,
    Paddy, it's your business if
    you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
    keep calling her the ballerina?"

    The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg
    that high has got to be a ballerina!"
    :eek:
  • Feb 15, 2007, 10:44 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Lol. Thank you Magprob!

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