A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress,
Walked into a Bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy
Armpit as she pointed to
All the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What
man here will buy a lady a
drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore
Her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed
Drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
Bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman
Chugged it down. She turned to
The patrons and again pointed around at all of
Them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his
Money down on the bar and said, "Give the
ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me,
Paddy, it's your business if
you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg
that high has got to be a ballerina!"
:eek:
