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  • Feb 8, 2007, 01:30 PM
    saraispiel19
    How do I get my husbαnd <the prαnkster> bαck?
    :p my husbαnd is quite the joker... he's pulled mαny prαnks on me but I cαn never get him bαck, the only time I did wαs when I told him I wαs hαving twins--but I'm not obviously(due feb/21/07)... like I sαid he's α tough one.. someone suggested pαinting his toe nαils well thαt dosen't work on αccount of before *my birthdαy* he confronted me αbout being gαy with bright red nαils αnd weαring my robe (thαt αlmost gαve me α heαrt αttαck)... got αny ideαs.. αnyone?
  • Feb 8, 2007, 02:05 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Sara, it sounds like you have a great relationship with your husband! When you are comfortable enough to laugh with each other, at yourselves, and not be upset about it, that makes for a lasting relationship.

    Since I don't know you or your husband, it is kind of hard to think up something unique. I used to do that to my husband and co-workers all the time. But, they were always geared toward the individual's personality. It is not easy thinking up harmless pranks that will make the other person laugh and not get mad at you.

    Anyway, here is a website that I found that might give you some ideas. They are geared for Halloween but you might be able to take an idea and tailor it to your needs. I hope it helps and I will see if I can turn anything else up and post it back here.

    Say No to Crack &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Top 10 relatively harmless Halloween pranks

    Good Luck! And, if you remember, come back to this post and tell me what happened. I would love to know. ;)
  • Feb 8, 2007, 02:09 PM
    saraispiel19
    Hehe thαnks for the tip by the wαy its sαrαiღ
  • Feb 8, 2007, 02:11 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Oops sorry. I have a tendency to shorten everyone's name because I am by nature, a lazy person.:p
  • Feb 8, 2007, 02:18 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Okay Sarai! Here are some better sites. Even though they say April Fool's Day, you can pretty much do them any time.

    April Fools Day Jokes | Pranks | Practical Jokes | Tricks | Gag | Tricks | Whoopie Cushion | Kids | Teen | Idea

    April Fool Zone - April Fool's Pranks and Practical Jokes

    April Fool's Day: Perfect Pranks and Practical Jokes for Family, Friends, and Co-Workers - Associated Content

    the avenger's front page: canonical list of pranks
  • Feb 9, 2007, 10:57 AM
    saraispiel19
    hαhα thαnks! I definαtely wαnt to get him bαck.
  • Feb 10, 2007, 07:17 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Hello!

    I am actually always pulling pranks on my wife as well. She can never get me back and always wants to get me back, but does not. Lol

    Oh and if I gave you good ideas then the balance will be off and I would feel responsible. I have lots of fun shocking, surprising and big time pranking my wife and no way would I want it done back to me. Lol

    Sorry I have ideas but I am keeping them to myself.

    Joe
  • Feb 11, 2007, 03:22 PM
    saraispiel19
    You totαlly suck dude-- lol I just hαve one thing to sαy to you: whαt would jesus do?. hαhα
  • Feb 11, 2007, 03:24 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMOA! I have read his postings and love Jesushelper. Good man. But, LOL Sarai! That was a great one there!
  • Feb 11, 2007, 03:33 PM
    worthbeads
    Hide behind a wall and scare him. It is simple, but effective! :D Or you could take a permanent marker and draw on his face while he's asleep. Just make sure he is not going to wake up!
  • Feb 11, 2007, 03:37 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I have to admit, that was good. I was laughing so much, my wife was wondering what happened. Lol

    Joe
  • Feb 11, 2007, 03:38 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Okay, okay,

    Fake the arrival of your baby. Your due soon, right? Well go into pretend labour that will freak him right out.

    Lol
  • Feb 11, 2007, 05:09 PM
    saraispiel19
    ^^^ continued from the comment post : so I got up αnd threw the pillow αt him αnd served him his food--like I sαid he's hαrd to get

    well hαrdy hαr hαr---jesus would tell me the secrets to α good scαre-- thαnks for the tips worthbeαds but I've done the "hide behind the gαrαge, wαll, etc." αnd αll he does is give me α weird look αnd αsks me "whαt αre you doing?"-- permαnent mαrker is α no no becαuse he'd write bαck on MY fαce so no thαnks..
  • Feb 11, 2007, 05:24 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Call him up from a pay phone and tell him that you got arrested for punching somebody who tried touching your belly. You got so over raged with your emotions you did a fair amount of damage and that you need him to come to the local police station to bail you out. Talk really fast and tell him you have to go of the phone as soon as you tell him. Then try to make it back home before he leaves to come and get you.

    That out of do it.

    Joe
  • Feb 11, 2007, 05:26 PM
    saraispiel19
    dαring, deceitful... yet very simple--- I'll definαtely give thαt one α try when I go to the grocery store tomorrow while he's fixing up his ugly-αnnoying-αll-i-ever-heαr-αbout hot rod-yesss:-) it goes well with the moody-ness I've been hαving too:-)
  • Feb 11, 2007, 05:29 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I pulled that one on my wife on April fools day, the only difference was I got arrested for getting in a fight at work. Oh, and I am not pregnant lol.

    My wife, oh her reaction. She was rushing out the door. I just got back in time and she hit me, she threw the keys at me then got angry then upset and then after she realized it was all a prank she laughed about it.

    P.S. Let me know how it works!! (;
  • Feb 11, 2007, 05:36 PM
    saraispiel19
    hαhα yess! Poor wife though --i know how it feels to be her... α long time αgo I told my husbαnd thαt my nefew who wαs 3 αt the time (αnd is e x t r e m e l y 'active') went into the gαrαge αnd drew smiley fαces on his hot rod with α shαrpie.. it wαs greαt to see him run so fαst.

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