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  • Oct 27, 2011, 05:38 AM
    smoothy
    My Tax return
    The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!

    In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

    I replied...

    12 million illegal immigrants;

    3 million crack heads;

    42 million unemployable lazy bums;

    The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;

    2 million people in over 243 prisons;

    300,000 leftovers from Katrina;

    Half of Mexico;

    And hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.



    Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.
  • Oct 27, 2011, 10:16 AM
    Just Dahlia
    :d
  • Oct 28, 2011, 02:20 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!

    In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

    I replied .......

    12 million illegal immigrants;

    3 million crack heads;

    42 million unemployable lazy bums;

    The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;

    2 million people in over 243 prisons;

    300,000 leftovers from Katrina;

    Half of Mexico;

    and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.



    Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.

    It is unacceptable because they hate dealing with the truth. It is a concept beyond their realm and confuses them when it's pointed out.
    Good job Smoothy.

    I think we need to add... The entire Executive branch and their staffs , State, City , and County governments.

    That's a lot of "Unearned Income Credit."
  • Oct 29, 2011, 09:00 AM
    QLP
    Lol, love it.

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