I need someone to let me help them with a PC issue!
I'm uber drunk and want to help people with their PC problems,(scary right?).
But I've either solved all poster issues, or someone else has solved them. This can be an old issue your IT department ran into, or a new user looking for a fix. I just want something to do as I continue to drink.
p.s. if it is a new issue and you wish to wait for confirmation from another "known", reputable, sober IT, I understand. But, I assure you, being drunk does not interfere with my troubleshooting process.