Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Xx

Love it!

Nice one :)

Buahahahahahaha!

I totally needed this letter for my dad several times!

That's a neat way of getting one's report card signed :D

I started reading this and I was like, "***?" and the further I read, the more I thought the OP was seriously deranged and wasting my time. It did make sense and I did get a good laugh when I got to the end though. Thanks for the laugh.

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That is funny.

Thanks I needed that Bella. :D

Lol nice :D

That is 'selling the situation' Bella, nice going.

Stringer

Nice one! Laughed out loud on that!!