Looking for the artist who wrote a weird song in the 90's that has a fast beat where the singer speaks lines like" I saw a couple of girls at the mall, " whaterve"! That also did a short film or play of some sort about sock monkeys?

Kind of reminds me of The United states of Whatever. Not sure if that's the song you're referring to though.

Even though United States of Whatever came out in the 2000's, I think Compromiser is on the right track, here's the lyrics:
Liam Lynch - The United States Of Whatever Lyrics

Actually, I'm sure Compromiser is correct, here's a link to the sock puppet thing you were asking about, citing Liam Lynch, the same guy who did the United States song...
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