McDonald's held a "National Day of Hiring" during which they had plans to hire 50,000 people in one day. It turned into a McMess in Cleveland when a McFight broke out. 3 people were injured and 2 arrested.
If only they had passed out superhero capes instead. Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 to give 6000 capes to the jobless to vanquish "Dr. Evil Unemployment."
How about we vanquish government stupidity instead.