I want to loose weight quickly so I think if I break my jaw oor stab myself in the stomach I can loose a lot of weight quickly

Is this a serious question?

Neither idea is a safe or healthy way to lose weight quickly. Breaking your jaw would be terribly painful and could cause lasting damage. And stabbing yourself in the stomach could be fatal.

If you really want to lose weight we can give you realistic ways to achieve your goals but I'm not going to waste my time until I'm sure you're not a troll. Because these two ideas are just too ridiculous.

You know, if you take off all your clothes and go around naked, you'll lose up to 10lb instantly. Of course, people will point and laugh, but if you try to break your own jaw, they'll point and laugh even more.