Actually, I've opened the ports via my router config, and when I test them locally, they are "open", however, when I try to access them remotely, it comes up as an connection error. My ISP said they are no longer blocking any ports, my firewalls are opened, and I can only take so much more of this. PLEASE HELP, URGENT!!

*sigh*

Posting the router model, equipment configuration, and ports or application you are trying to forward would be grrrrrreat!

May I ask if you're doing this for gaming purposes? If so, what console?

http://portforward.com/

I usually go there if I'm not sure which ports I need. It should have the information you need. Otherwise, as mentioned, we need more information to actually help you.