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According to Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez, capitalism destroyed life on Mars.
"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
That's OK, Iran has built a flying saucer so perhaps they can go repopulate Mars.
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Chavez needs a Thomahawk Cruise missile up his rectal orifice.
Chavez and Irans leaders can all go to mars... I'll throw them a going away party.
I'm sure many have that same sentiment when thinking of you. LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by smoothy
He's been hanging around with screwy Louie too long .
Press Conference Transcript: October 24, 1989Quote:
In a tiny town in Mexico, called Tepotzlan, there is a mountain on the top of which is the ruins of a temple dedicated to Quetzacoatl -the Christ- figure of Central and South America – a mountain which I have climbed several times. However, on the night of September l7, 1985, I was carried up on that mountain, in a vision, with a few friends of mine. As we reached the top of the mountain, a Wheel, or what you call an unidentified flying object (UFO), appeared at the side of the mountain and called to me to come up into the Wheel. Three metal legs appeared from the Wheel, giving me the impression that it was going to land, but it never came over the mountain.
Being somewhat afraid, I called to the members of my party to come with me, but a voice came from the Wheel saying, "Not them; just you." I was told to relax and a beam of light came from the Wheel and I was carried up on this beam of light into the Wheel.
I sat next to the pilot, however, I could not see him. I could only feel his presence. As the Wheel lifted off from the side of the mountain, moving at a terrific speed, I knew I was being transported to the Mother Wheel, which is a human-built planet, a half-mile by a half-mile that the Honorable Elijah Muhammad had taught us of for nearly 60 years. The pilot, knowing that I was fearful of seeing this great, mechanical object in the sky, maneuvered his craft in such a way that I would not see the Mother Wheel (Plane) and then backed quickly into it and docked in a tunnel. I was escorted by the pilot to a door and admitted into a room.
I pretty much don't care what the socialists think... about me or a lot of other things.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedKarma
Hahahhaha, you nazi types are funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by smoothy
They must have a new mutation of Peyote growing down there in Venezuela he is using heavily.Quote:
Originally Posted by tomder55
Nazis were the National Socialist party...Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedKarma
Definitely not me or any of my immediate relatives. My grandmothers bugged out Of Germany before Kaiser Wilhelm made a mess over there.
Not many of those left, not even Brazil is socialist:Quote:
Originally Posted by smoothy
List of socialist countries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
There must be some serious sun baking going on down there. Evo Morales says that processed chickens cause homosexuality .
Evo Morales: 'Chicken causes baldness and homosexuality' | La Plaza | Los Angeles Times
They seem to be big on hyperbole there (kind of like DEATH PANELS of a while ago in the US), but she trying to drum up exposure to the use of hormones in chicken farming. I guess you missed that part.Quote:
Originally Posted by tomder55
In Italy the Communist party renamed themselves the Democrat party of the left a couple years back. I think the Socialist party still calls themselves socialists there. Both are very strong in certain regions even if they aren't the majority nationally.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedKarma
Almost like a circus if you have ever been to a polling place over there. There are typically like 16 different political parties with their poster and candidates at the door to each room where you vote. I can't vote there but have friends that work the polls every year there. And I stopped in to say hi between voters tricling in.
Smoothy has to be right you know . Mars is the red planet after all.I suspect that Hugo is from Uranus .
Hahaha a "uranus" joke, my 10 year old will love that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by tomder55
Hope he/she enjoys .
Morales also says it causes young girls' breasts to grow prematurely. In any case, it shouldn't cause men to turn gay, just grow breasts and vaginas.
That's why there are regulations is the uses of hormones in the food industry.Quote:
Originally Posted by speechlesstx
It would seem Hugo has been sniffing the oil fumes for too long. But not to worry his socialist utopia will self destruct soon
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What's bizarre to me, is that you guys are making fun of all these nutty, OFF THE WALL beliefs.. But, come Sunday, you'll gather the kids up, and trot off to your local church where you'll prey to this grey bearded fellow in the sky.
excon
Hahahahahahhaahhahahahah!Quote:
Originally Posted by excon
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