I would have put this in the Humour forum... but some liberal would take offense to Blaspheming the Messiah. So I put it here.
Presidents Day
I was eating lunch today with my 10 year
Old grandson when his mom asked him “What
Is tomorrow?” He said, “It's President's Day”.
She asked, “What does that mean?”... I was
Waiting for something profound and was not
Disappointed. He said, “President's Day is
When Obama steps out of the White House and
If he sees his shadow, we have two more years
Of unemployment.”
I almost snorted my Diet Coke.