Give me 5 reasons I should choose a man over my vibrator?

That's a very silly question.

With a guy it's not all about physical pleasures, the emotional pleasures and feelings you get from being with your guy should be what makes you choose him, not how good he is in bed ::)

Think about this... If your vibrator needs batteries and they all die out, you have to drive to the store to get them. If you just call up a guy for your pleasures, I'm sure he wouldn't mind going straight to your home.

Hi there

In today's day and age you are wise as there are soooo many diseases out there which you can catch. Stick to the vibrator and make sure that you keep it clean and lubricated at all times, enjoy
Peanuts

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1 A Vibrator cannot give you FREINDSHIP
2 A Vibrator cannot give you LOVE
3 A Vibrator cannot give you COMPANIONSHIP
4 A Vibrator cannot give you LOVE
5 A Vibrator cannot give you TRUST

So there
Regards
Peanuts

1 A Vibrator cannot give you FREINDSHIP
2 A Vibrator cannot give you LOVE
3 A Vibrator cannot give you COMPANIONSHIP
4 A Vibrator cannot give you LOVE
5 A Vibrator cannot give you TRUST


 But what a vibrater CAN do is get you OFF

Vibrators don't cheat on you with your sister, come home drunk, eat you out of house and home, leave dirty underwear in the livingroom, and vibrators don't care about football or hockey.

Need I say more??

Vibrators are always just right where u left it, and you don't have to worry about waiting on sumone to come over.

Better yet, find a relationship where your man will use your vib on you. :)

Are you serious? ;)

1 love
2 food
3 fun
4 care
5 beard
Hehe~

Look no matter how you look at it its plain and simple,
A vibrator is better than a bad boyfriend. (no heartache... etc)
But you can't have a relationship with a vibrator. (it really doesn't supply you with the best things a lover gives.)

Are you serious? A vibrator cannot give you a future with a loving family, cannot give you love, cannot give you a friendship. Cannott be there for you when your sad, or gaining or loseing trust. To give you advice. Don't judge guys and say they'll come home drunk and you over... that brings us back to the trust issue.

*your man has the real thing
*a vibrator doesn't show you the love and affection a man can
*a vibrator can't satisfy all your needs (emotionally, mentally, spiritually,etc)
*vibrators get boring after a while. You might want something new
* men may lie and put you through sh**, but you grow up and learn from it. What can you learn from using a vibrator besides where is the on button and how to use it the way you like?

Choose the vibrator it can not get you knocked upp give you an std and does not have all the extra baggage