The Man Who Made It Doesn't Want It, The Man Who Bought It Doesn't Need It, And The Man Who Uses It Doesn't Know It; What Is It?

I think a headstone or coffin would fit. Is that it? If so, what do I win? :)

A coffin. But a headstone would work too, as the folk song used to say, "gravestones are for the living, dear, and not for the dead."

Is it nothing??

It's a coffin.

Can anybody hlp me with this one?
Chuckles was to be sentenced and Judge Hog told him "you may make a statement. If it is true I will sentance you to 10 years in neopian prison and if it is a lie I will sentance you to 30 years in Neopian Prison." After Chuckles made his statement, Judge Hog let him go free. What was Chuckles' statement?

I would go with coffin like a few people said.

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Originally Posted by arstlet

its a coffin.

can anybody hlp me with this one?
Chuckles was to be sentenced and Judge Hog told him "you may make a statement. If it is true I will sentance you to 10 years in neopian prison and if it is a lie I will sentance you to 30 years in Neopian Prison." After Chuckles made his statement, Judge Hog let him go free. What was Chuckles' statement?

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Something like ''i will be sentenced to 30 years in prison''

Yea, the answer is I am going to lie or something around that. I have heard this one in a book a while ago but it is still funny.

I would say that it is something for a blind and deaf person or a coffin.

OK I am waiting for the answere

Coffin