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  • Jan 15, 2007, 08:08 AM
    excon
    Male "enhancement" - what is it?
    Hello:

    I should know this. I don't know why I don't - but I don't.

    I do understand the difference between erectile dysfunction and a little weener. I also understand that prescription drugs such as Viagra are for ED. They don't do much for little weeners.

    Enzite (is that it?), the one with the TV commercial with Bob on the diving board and his trunks had fallen off. The ladies appear stunned at what they see. Ok, to my understanding, Enzite is a "male enhancement" treatment. It won't do much for ED, but it (supposedly) will fix little weeners.

    THEN I see an add for (I can't remember its name), but it asks whether you can be "ready" when the time comes and it shows a sexy lady. As they head for the boudoir, she stops and says, "he doesn't need a prescription, he has ****). Then they call IT a "he doesn't need a prescription, he has ****). Then they call IT a " treatment.

    So, are " treatment.

    So, are " treatments for size or hardness? (Not that I really care about either, of course!).

    excon
  • Feb 26, 2007, 06:16 AM
    tickle
    Well... one has to use common sense here and a little understanding of endochronology. No one, or anything can make a penis bigger then it is, just not possible. Any new treatment claiming this would have to be only for hardness and longevity.
  • Feb 26, 2007, 06:26 AM
    Capuchin
    Enzite claims to "improve the quality of a man's erections".

    Take from that what you will.
  • Mar 1, 2007, 09:39 AM
    tickle
    Okay, I did, but it would still be impossible to make a penis bigger. Maybe it can improve the quality, still doesn't mean bigger.
  • Mar 1, 2007, 10:00 AM
    excon
    Hello again:

    I heard if you do stretching excercises you can get large. I do them every night, and my penis grows right in my hand...

    excon
  • Mar 1, 2007, 05:04 PM
    tickle
    And I just found out you will not receive private e mails. What a cop-out.
  • Mar 31, 2007, 11:00 AM
    RubyPitbull
    And I just found this posting.


    What are you all talking about? I am very disconboobulated.

    I have always wanted to meet Bob. He seems to be such a happy fellow. I don't understand why all those people always look surprised when he is just smiling and happy all the time.
  • Oct 8, 2007, 05:45 PM
    NotoriousOne
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello:

    I should know this. I dunno why I don't - but I don't.

    I do understand the difference between erectile dysfunction and a little weener. I also understand that prescription drugs such as Viagra are for ED. They don't do much for little weeners.

    Enzite (is that it?), the one with the TV commercial with Bob on the diving board and his trunks had fallen off. The ladies appear stunned at what they see. Ok, to my understanding, Enzite is a "male enhancement" treatment. It won't do much for ED, but it (supposedly) will fix little weeners.

    THEN I see an add for (I can't remember its name), but it asks whether you can be "ready" when the time comes and it shows a sexy lady. As they head for the boudoir, she stops and says, "he doesn't need a prescription, he has ****). Then they call IT a "male enhancement" treatment.

    So, are "male enhancement" treatments for size or hardness? (Not that I really care about either, of course!).

    excon

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  • Oct 8, 2007, 07:28 PM
    RustyFairmount
    Enzyte is a gimmick. Do not buy into it. I once bought a "3 month supply." 2 bottles were going to be gag gifts, and what the heck, I'd try one myself. 2 months later, they sent out another 3 month supply. They neglect to tell you that it's a subscription service. They won't accept a return, or give refunds. The stuff didn't work. It was a rip off.

    There are nutritional supplements that have an effect, and they cost a mere fraction of the cost of Enzyte. See your chiropractor for more information.
  • Aug 10, 2012, 05:00 AM
    smoothy
    If you ever notice... many of these so called "Products" use a disclaimer... "natural ", or "Herbal Supplemants" that means because they are not a drug... so the FDA has essentually no oversight and there has been no real acceptable studies to prove they work...

    Once in a blue moon the Trade commission gets off their duffs and goes after them for false advertizing... but its not nearly often enough.

    They actually did go after the hucksters that pawn Enzite to the desperate and gullible... it even briefly went off the market a few years ago... but they came right back with tweaked advertizing that didn't run affoul of what got them in trouble the first time.

    PEZ or Sweet Tarts are just as effective... but until the regulate snake oil sales... you have people hawking this stuff to the public.

    What's the saying... " A fool and his money are soon parted?"

    And how many guys have a gonads to stand up and publicly sue them for selling crap that played to their weaknesses... " Hi, I'm Tim, I have a teeny weinie and this product failed to make it bigger...." Yeah... like most guys egos would let them do that publicly.

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