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  • Dec 4, 2010, 06:14 PM
    belamb
    How to become a singer at 13?
    I'm tweleve turning thirteen and I have these auditions with this guy for a chraistain singer and I'm really struggleing to write a song cause I'm just blocked I want to impress him so I was woundering if you can throw some sentences out there and maybe I can put them together
  • Dec 4, 2010, 06:18 PM
    cdad

    Lord I believe you

    Lord I need you

    My journey grows each day

    My heart goes out

    My soul to you

    Every day


    Refrain:

    Lord I believe you

    Lord I need you

    Every day



    Yes I just made that up so I hope it helps. Good Luck on your audition.
  • Dec 4, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Blackula
    First off, make sure you go with an adult, since this guy may be a child molester or a scam artist. As they pointed out in South Park, Christian music essentially takes pop songs and replaces the word "Baby" with "Jesus."

    Take the song above:

    Baby, I believe you
    Baby, I need you
    My journey grows each day
    My heart goes out
    My soul to you
    Every day

    See, swap the words and you have an Al Green song. So, if you are having writer's block, just skim through the lyrics for the chart-busters. Take the song "Midnight Lady" by Marvin Gaye, change a few words, and.. .

    So let me tell you 'bout
    Last Sunday morning
    The pews were rocking
    Faith and joy hanging out
    Wall to wall

    Or take Miley Cyrus' "Can't Be Tamed"

    For those who don't know the Lord
    Faith can get a bit crazy
    Have to get my way, yep
    24 hours a day 'cause we're all sinners like that

    Conversely, take the lyrics from D.C. Talk's "Jesus Freak".. . Change a couple words and it isn't Christian anymore

    I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly
    It wriggled around like marmalade jelly
    It took me a while to catch what it said
    Cause I had to match the rhythm
    Of his belly with my head
    'Party all night' is what it raved in a typical tattoo green
    He stood on a box in the middle of the city
    And he claimed he had a dream

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