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  • Nov 12, 2010, 01:03 PM
    CaptainRich
    Random Thoughts from an Idle Mind ~or~ Bumper Stickers you haven't seen yet
    - Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? :-)

    - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory and kind of scary, too!

    - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

    - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember any of it.

    - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    - She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

    - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
    Be misquoted, then used against you.

    - How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    - Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    - Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

    - Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.

    - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    - Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

    - A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

    - Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    - On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    - Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.


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  • Nov 12, 2010, 01:21 PM
    smoothy

    Haha... I like those.
  • Nov 12, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Stringer

    Nice ones.
  • Nov 16, 2010, 04:19 PM
    earl237
    All funny. I saw one that said "No one cares if your kid is an honor roll student." Finally someone who speaks their mind.
  • Nov 23, 2010, 06:06 PM
    Just Dahlia

    I love number 10!:D
  • Dec 7, 2010, 04:55 AM
    JillThiery
    Very funny! My favorites: "What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?" & "Been there, **** That!"

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