If this is too racey Mods, please move it to a better forum... but I see worse on the TV news...
Little Leprechaun
One morning, a woman walks out of her door and notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
“You’re a leprechaun,” she says. “I caught you and you owe me three wishes!”
So the leprechaun replies: “OK, you got me. What’s your first wish?”
The woman stops and thinks for a second. “I want a huge mansion to live in.”
The leprechaun replies: “It’s yours. What else?”
The woman again thinks it over. “My second wish is to have a Mercedes.”
“OK, you’ve got that, too.”
“My last wish is a million dollars.”
The leprechaun then says: “OK, you’ve got it. But to make all your wishes come true, you have to have sex with me all night.”
“OK then, if that’s what it takes,” says the woman.
The next morning, the little man wakes the woman up.
“Tell me,” says the man: “how old are you?”
“I’m 27,” she replies.
“Wow,” says the man: “27 and you still believe in leprechauns?”
