I have a 1 year old English American bulldog and there is something wrong with her. She won't gain any weight, whenever she eats like a half hour later she poops it out. And she looks like she hasn't eaten in like a month. Last night she slept on my bed and she started to leak this weird "water-like" substance out of her butt. So I put her in her kennel and I woke up and she had puke and crap all over my room and in her kennel. And today she farted and a whole bunch of diareah came out all over her legs.

Hmmm sounds like you need a vet-could be a couple of things-distemper, possible poisoning, bad worms... is she an inside or outside dog? Does she have ticks/fleas? Any other animals around her?

To the vet, now

Your dog needs to go to the vet asap. No one here can diagnose him. Sounds like a parasite of sorts, but why risk it? Even worms can be deadly. Get your pooch to the vet asap.

Sounds like Irritable Bowel Syndrom or something along those lines.

The others are right. You need to go to the vet. Weight loss and uncontrollable bowel movements is not something to ignore.

My friends puppy just went through that, her pup had a parasite. Take some stool with you to the VET.