SCOTCH?
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne? " Champagne ?. " said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
