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  • Sep 22, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Fr_Chuck
    Asking for a raise
    A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
    B: Bill! Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

    A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious
    Firm for over ten years.
    B: Yes.

    A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently
    Have four companies after
    Me and so I decided to talk to you first.
    B: A raise? Son, I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not
    The right time.

    A: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic
    Downturn has had a negative
    Impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work,
    Pro-activeness and loyalty
    To this company for over a decade.
    B: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to
    Start a brain drain, I'm
    Willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of
    Vacation time. How does that sound?

    A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
    B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

    A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage
    Company!
  • Sep 22, 2010, 06:35 PM
    Stringer

    A winner Chuck, didn't see that coming... :)
  • Sep 23, 2010, 02:01 AM
    Catsmine

    Well done. I feel for Bill.
  • Sep 23, 2010, 03:46 AM
    flossie
    Good one! I think those companies may be after a few people! :)

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